Difference Between Love, Lust And Marriage

LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.   LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room.   MARRIAGE - When you lose your child in crowded room.       LOVE - When intercourse is called "making Love."   LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing."   MARRIAGE - What the hell are you talking about?   LOVE - When you share everything you own. LUST - When you steal everything they own. MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything.     LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.   LUST - When the relationship is over if you don't climax.   MARRIAGE - What's a climax?   LOVE - When you write poems about your partner.   LUST - When all you write is your phone number. MARRIAGE - When all you write is checks.   LOVE - When you show concern for your partner's feelings.   LUST - When you couldn't care less   MARRIAGE - When your only concern is what's on TV.   LOVE - When your farewell is "I Love you, darling..."   LUST - When your farewell is "So, same time next week..."   MARRIAGE - When your farewell is a relief.   LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.   LUST - When you only see each other naked.   MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake.   LOVE - When your heart flutters every time you see them.   LUST - When your groin twitches every time you see them.   MARRIAGE - When your wallet empties every time yousee them.       LOVE - When nobody else matters. LUST - When nobody else knows.   MARRIAGE - When everybody else matters and you don't care who knows.       LOVE - When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.   LUST - When the song on the radio determines how you do it.   MARRIAGE - When you listen to talk radio.   LOVE - When breaking up is something you try not to think about.   LUST - When staying together is something you try not to think about.   MARRIAGE - When just getting through today is your only thought.       LOVE - When you're only interested in doing things with your partner.   LUST - When you're only interested in doing things to your partner.   MARRIAGE - When you're only interested in your cricket score.