Why the Internet is Like a Vigina

Why the Internet Is Like a Vagina
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> * The more people use it the bigger it gets.
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> * If you play with it too much you can go blind.
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> * You wouldn't believe the things people put in there!
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> * Some people think they know how to move around in it, but they really
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> * In the long-distant past, its only purpose was to receive information
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> that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it
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> for fun most of the time.
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> * It provides a way to interact with other people. Some people take this
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> interaction very seriously, others treat it as a lark. Sometimes it's hard
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> to tell what kind of person you're dealing with until it's too late.
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> * If you don't apply the appropriate protective measures, it can spread
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> viruses.
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> * You think you're just playing around, but you can get involved in
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> something that takes 9 months to finish.
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> * The part you see is actually just the front end of a very complicated
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> system.
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> * If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you in big
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> trouble.
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> * It has its own agenda. Somehow, no matter how good your intentions, it
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> will warp your behavior. Later you may ask yourself "why on earth did I do
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> that?"
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> * Some folks have it, some don't.
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> * Those who have it think that those who don't have it are somehow
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> * Those who don't have it may agree that it's a nifty toy, but think it's
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> not worth the fuss that those who do have it make about it. Still, many of
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> those who don't have it spend all their time trying to access it.
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> * Once you've started playing with it, it's hard to stop. Some people
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> would just play with it all day if they didn't have work to do.
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> * Some people believe in security and avoiding penetration but others
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> believe it should be open to all comers.
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> * Both are subject to abuse by hardware dongles.
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