Some Animals Are Intelligent

Here are some of the most educated guys in the animal kingdom. They are excited about going back to school.   The cat who always reads the business pages         The dog who's had his schoolbag packed for a month     The cat who genuinely enjoys calculus   The cat who never wastes time on the Internet when there's studying to be done     The cat who spent his vacation at computer camp     And then this guy, who's so clever he's been tutoring statues all summer   The dog who's completed the optional reading list     The cat who does sudoku on the school bus     The cat who knows the librarians by name   The cat who asks questions in lectures     The cat who reads British newspapers to stay up-to-date on world affairs     The rabbit who wore school uniform during the vacation   The cat who's writing a letter to her foreign pen pal     The cat who stayed up all night colour co-ordinating her folders     The dog who has a job waiting for him at Harvard   The cat who spent all her allowance on stationery     The kitten who doesn't rely on Wikipedia for everythinga     The sloth who just aced his final exam in midday napping   The kitten who regularly enters chess tournaments     The turtle who's busy perfecting his powerpoint skills     The puppy who's reading at three times her age-level   The cat who reads at night under the covers with a flashlight     The dog who actually did extra reading for French class